Today I got an order for two cows-worth of ground beef. 1,500 pounds of ground beef. Who in the world needs over a thousand pounds of beef? Anyway, I set the new hire in the back to ground the beef. I do not envy that kid.
In other news, I've created a new menu item. A base of noodles, which you then top with beef. Add Johannes' Special Secret Orange-Yum Yum Extra Meaty Sauce (Using the OLD recipe, the new one doesnt work well with the noodles) and you get a delectable plate of food. See picture below.
Recently, our Sloppy J's have become quite popular. In order to satiate the animal desires of our customers, we have begun to up the meat product inside our Sloppy J orders.
Though the USDA has said it's "not fit for human consumtion, our OVERFLOWING SLOPPY J WITH JOHANNES' SPECIAL SECRET ORANGE-YUM YUM EXTRA MEATY SAUCE is going to soon be available in all locations of Johannes' Restraunts!
We thank all our patrons, customers, and partners for making this restraunt possible. May the Meat God bless your harvest to be plentiful and juicy.
Kids these days. Anyway, come on down to my store. Important links:
Tiktok
YouTube
Our menu
